8160 Washington St Unit 73, Denver, CO 80229

Property Description

Bring Your Toolbelt and Your Sense of Humor – This Condo is Ready for You! Looking for a project that will test your creativity, your patience, and maybe your tetanus booster? This nearly 800-square-foot condo isn’t just a home, it’s an adventure. With vaulted ceilings that feel straight out of a ski lodge (without the $2M price tag), two parking spots out front, and a fenced patio that just needs a little weed-whacking to become Fido’s paradise, the potential is real. You’ll also love being five minutes from the bus stop, sixteen minutes from downtown Denver, and one hour from Loveland Ski Area because let’s be honest, skiing is probably the real reason you’re here. The exterior sports baby-blue siding straight out of an 80’s rom-com. All the condos are blue, so it blends with the crowd, but at least it isn’t beige. And since it was built in the 80’s, no scraping lead paint, your lungs will thank you. Inside, you’ll find a wood-burning fireplace that no one has used, so hopefully it provides cozy ambiance and not a call to the fire department. The under-sink situation is… let’s just say “interesting.” If you’ve ever wanted to test your DIY plumbing skills, this is your chance. (Spoiler: the sellers won’t be fixing it.) There’s also attic storage accessed by a pull-down ladder. Neither I nor the sellers have been up there, so whatever treasures or mysteries await will be yours. Could be a box of holiday lights, could be Jimmy Hoffa. And don’t forget the skylights. We think they don’t leak, which is basically the same as saying they don’t leak. This condo is being sold completely as is, which is real estate speak for “we’re done, good luck.” But for the right buyer, it’s a diamond in the rough with loads of potential, a solid floor plan, and neighbors who seem super chill every time I’ve stopped by. If you’ve got vision, humor, and maybe a plumber on speed dial, this is your chance to snag a slice of Denver real estate with unlimited upside.